Reasons to Send Scott Email

This information was once in my .plan, but since finger isn't as popular as it used to be, I thought it wise to make the information available elsewhere.

Update: as of July 1998, some of this stuff is no longer true. In particular, 16, 12, and 11 are outdated. I'm now HTML 4.0 compliant.

19: I'm FCC licensed.
18: I'm funny! Really! I am!
17: I don't complain about the cold, just colds.
16: My house is near CMU.
15: You are getting sleeepy. Look into my eyes . . .
14: I have never broken into Dave Letterman's house.
13: I know what SPEBSQSA stands for.
12: Two, count 'em, TWO orchestras!
11: I'm fully HTML 2.0 compliant!
10: I check email so often you might have a reply before you blink!
9: Boogy! is such a cute sig.
8: I DON'T ABUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY.
7: I know how to use the Bakcspace key.
6: Who else are you gonna mail?
5: I love wings.
4: I'm safe on all surfaces.
3: I love Dilbert.
2: You liked my web site!
1: Do you have 19 reasons to not email me? (if so, mail them to me!)

Somebody did it!

Tony, a friend from high school actually mailed me 19 reasons not to send me email. You've got to see them.

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