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Tony's Reasons to not Send Email to Scott

Tony DiPasquale, a buddy from high school and the driving force behind Proudest Monkeys, has won a permanent place in my computer heart for being the first person to send me reasons to not send email to me. Thanks, Tone.

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I DON'T like the idea of having a returned email before I finish sending the one I'm writing - it forces me to write another one.

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I hate Dilbert.

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One orchestra is too many for me.

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Boogy! went out of style in the sixties.

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It's a difficult to remember email address.

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The picture on the web site should involve either butterfly collars or polyester - you have neither.

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What ever happened to personal phone calls?

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It's not your birthday for another ten months.

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I haven't received any money from you in the mail.

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I fear all who have their own home page; it means that they could probably wipe me out like in The Net.

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CMU is NOT an incentive to write, and you should be hung by your toenails (whose famous quote is that?) for suggesting it.

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It's more efficient to write Nav, who won't write back for weeks; less typing involved.

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Those web addresses are too long, and I feel like punishing you for it.

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You're not minoring in philosophy like a good Sutula [ed: high school philosophy teacher] protege.

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There are no incriminating photos at your site.

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Superfly - 'nuff said.

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I promised I'd write once I got the Sleight of Mind tape in the mail from Gerrit. I'm waiting...

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My fingers suffer Sega-itis, and it is painful to type.

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I hate watching those little "# of hits" counters go up each time I go to a web site!

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